compliments from the babe <3
I bet he makes the best fudge.
Pyramids at night in Cairo, Egypt
"I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls."
― Mr. Nobody (2009)
Nemo: I wish everything would stop right now. Things would stay this way forever.
what do you call sexism against men?
sometimes i fantasise about people shutting the fuck up
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate
when you see something you wanna reblog but refresh the page
i want boys to like me so i can not like them back and feel powerful
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless